Fan Mail

Garry Newman

– May 17, 2009

I lost a txt file I had with some fanmail I was saving up to post.. but here’s some recents.

hi i think what if you try do gmod to PSP someones have do FAKE things where are video and
they are like playing it can you make with your team to psp at that can be downloaded to psp..
many gmod player have a psp and mighty they play it on psp… can you try to do gmod to psp.

Everyone will be thank you if you create it to psp… not a fake.. a real one…
and can download npcs jne… like on computer… think it about. that is cool then!

Dear TEAM GARRY, I have emailed today for two reasons. One is that I want to thank you all so much for thinking up Garrys Mod. It is one of the best games I have ever played in my life, and me and my friends meet up on it every night. How on earth did you think up such a brilliaant game? Did you know it was going to be so sucessfull? The second reason is that I would be willing to pay the £200 that I have been saving up for 3 years, if you would make me a Nintendo DS game just for me. I have thought this all through, and I have decided what I would like. I have always wanted a unique game, and have decided that you would be the best person for a job. If you are interested in this offer, please email me back, and I will give you the details. If you aren’t interested, however, then email me back with why you are not interested, and I will try and sort the problem out. If it is possible, if you can finish it in under a 10 months I will give you a further £50.Please reply.
Yours sincerly
*oe ***y**s
P.s. If you can’t sort it out with Nintendo, then I have another request for you, which I would pay £100 pounds for.

I will just saying sry that i have “spam” you’re server with an upload i was get online. Normaley i upload some smal files. And they usaly get vertify fast. But this time i did have a larg file uploaded and i was use to at i couth edit as soon it was upload

Could you please stop with the pointless updates,everytime an update is released something breaks down.Now my server is completely ruined and I am about to shut it down forever thanks to Update 61

FIRSTGUY

FIIIIIIIRST
Sporbie

Well, what are you waiting for? Start working on the PSP Gmod and a random Nintendo DS game!
FIRSTGUY

FIIIIIIIRST
Sporbie

Well, what are you waiting for? Start working on the PSP Gmod and a random Nintendo DS game!
Shammah

Holy shit man, 200 quids, that’s like… dude… TWO HUNDRED!
Shammah

Holy shit man, 200 quids, that’s like… dude… TWO HUNDRED!
Wolfy

:V *first* Sorry, had to… Don’t even know if I am anymore…

Anyway Garry does it not keep you up at night knowing people, like this, exist? They scare me sometimes >.>

Another funny post and you didn’t even write it, keep up the awesome work, thanks to your creativity you deserve the money you get.
Wolfy

:V *first* Sorry, had to… Don’t even know if I am anymore…

Anyway Garry does it not keep you up at night knowing people, like this, exist? They scare me sometimes >.>

Another funny post and you didn’t even write it, keep up the awesome work, thanks to your creativity you deserve the money you get.
tehmeh

WHEN IS THE PSP GAME COMING OUT GARRY
tehmeh

WHEN IS THE PSP GAME COMING OUT GARRY
Anonymous

The first 3 replies are idiots.
Also your “fans” need to learn how to spell :P
http://www.puregamers.co.uk seanm07

The first 3 replies are idiots.
Also your “fans” need to learn how to spell :P
The Irwinator (cbrain)

Hah!
The Irwinator (cbrain)

Hah!
Treacles

Wow… Just, wow… They obviously dont know that you didnt start GMod from scratch, so a PSP version would be real hard. And, £200 for a project that could be lasting 10 months? If i washed up at a Restaurant for 10 months, at the least, i could get something like £960 in if i work just 1 day a week lol
Treacles

Wow… Just, wow… They obviously dont know that you didnt start GMod from scratch, so a PSP version would be real hard. And, £200 for a project that could be lasting 10 months? If i washed up at a Restaurant for 10 months, at the least, i could get something like £960 in if i work just 1 day a week lol
http://www.maxsi.dk/at/ Sortie

Never have I felt so lucky my fans include .mdmp files when they have trouble.
http://www.maxsi.dk/at/ Sortie

Never have I felt so lucky my fans include .mdmp files when they have trouble.
http://dserv.luaduck.co.uk/ LUADuck

What.
http://dserv.luaduck.co.uk/ LUADuck

What.
Turbulence

@Shammah

It’s $400 where I come from D:
Turbulence

@Shammah

It’s $400 where I come from D:
Cool

lmao
Cool

lmao
Smurfy

The second reply is just…

d’awwww.
Smurfy

The second reply is just…

d’awwww.
Smurfy

I mean second email.
Smurfy

I mean second email.
Leo

I find it really funny that people are complaining that you are bothering to update and fix bugs for Gmod. Isn’t that what half the gamers in the world wish they had?
Leo

I find it really funny that people are complaining that you are bothering to update and fix bugs for Gmod. Isn’t that what half the gamers in the world wish they had?
Ieuan

I wander how old the people who sent these are?
http://www.spaceage-servers.co.uk/ Effektiv

Sometimes its true that updates break a lot of things, mainly with custom mods. And why a DS type game lol, the game needs to have more free control and precision than you can get on a DS.
Ieuan

I wander how old the people who sent these are?
http://www.spaceage-servers.co.uk Effektiv

Sometimes its true that updates break a lot of things, mainly with custom mods. And why a DS type game lol, the game needs to have more free control and precision than you can get on a DS.
–

Most fans are dorks.
–

Most fans are dorks.
Toneo

First and Second emails:
What the heck. Gmod won’t be nearly as good on a DS or PSP as on a PC! Seriously.

Your fans need to learn to spell lol

Also – updates breaking everything? I have had next to no problems with any of your updates, aside from when I was running Gmod in DX7 and you updated to Gmod 2007. That mucked my shaders and everything xD
Toneo

First and Second emails:
What the heck. Gmod won’t be nearly as good on a DS or PSP as on a PC! Seriously.

Your fans need to learn to spell lol

Also – updates breaking everything? I have had next to no problems with any of your updates, aside from when I was running Gmod in DX7 and you updated to Gmod 2007. That mucked my shaders and everything xD
http://zilexus.com/ ZilexuS

I liked the second mail! Hahah! :D
http://zilexus.com/ ZilexuS

I liked the second mail! Hahah! :D
¡Jaskeh!

I dont think people listen to you anymore, but their spelling has improved since the last ‘fan-mail’ you posted which is a good sign.
¡Jaskeh!

I dont think people listen to you anymore, but their spelling has improved since the last ‘fan-mail’ you posted which is a good sign.
http://www.pure-spirit.org/ Xploder

“then I have another request for you, which I would pay £100 pounds for”

He wants to fuck your Roomba D:
http://www.pure-spirit.org Xploder

“then I have another request for you, which I would pay £100 pounds for”

He wants to fuck your Roomba D:
Darkshiv

I guess just because you made GMod, you automaticly know how to make PSP and DS games.
Darkshiv

I guess just because you made GMod, you automaticly know how to make PSP and DS games.
fishyfish

Gmod is PSP is possible – go look up PSPdisp with custom control configs. Hard to control, though.

Otherwise – bleh
fishyfish

Gmod is PSP is possible – go look up PSPdisp with custom control configs. Hard to control, though.

Otherwise – bleh
toastonrye

Doesn’t that make you cry a little bit inside to know those people are your major demographic?
toastonrye

Doesn’t that make you cry a little bit inside to know those people are your major demographic?
Jallen

Guys, the second one isn’t about garrys mod, did you read it?
He’s probably about 12-14, doesn’t know about real world economy and stuff, just wants a cool game he can say he designed. If you are reading this kid, then start programming.

Funny stuff.
Jallen

Guys, the second one isn’t about garrys mod, did you read it?
He’s probably about 12-14, doesn’t know about real world economy and stuff, just wants a cool game he can say he designed. If you are reading this kid, then start programming.

Funny stuff.
BoojiBen

£200!!!!!
BoojiBen

£200!!!!!
flock o’ geese

Holy cow, that first email has atrocious grammar.
It made me feel stupid reading it.
flock o’ geese

Holy cow, that first email has atrocious grammar.
It made me feel stupid reading it.
Fred

I will give you ALL MY POGS if you make gmod play on my banana sitting in my kitchen.
Fred

I will give you ALL MY POGS if you make gmod play on my banana sitting in my kitchen.
Warman

I didn’t understand one bit of the first one.

BUT IF U MAEK GMOD FOR NINTENDO GAMEBOI I WILL GIEV U…

5 DOLLARS
Warman

I didn’t understand one bit of the first one.

BUT IF U MAEK GMOD FOR NINTENDO GAMEBOI I WILL GIEV U…

5 DOLLARS
Neolithic

The second email was cold.

If I were you I’d take the £100 request.
Neolithic

The second email was cold.

If I were you I’d take the £100 request.
Neolithic

Gold. The second email was gold.
Neolithic

Gold. The second email was gold.
http://ferroequinologist.de/ Cochrane

The first two are kind of cute. Awwww, look at those little n00bs spreading their cluelessness. Adorable, isn’t it?

I don’t know if I’m the only one, but I was just like that back when I was about eight. I’m glad now that I didn’t have internet back then, so I couldn’t spread it around. In a few years those kids will look at these emails and say “What was I thinking? I’m sorry for writing this crap!”

That, or “I saved some more, I’d pay you £300 now!”
http://ferroequinologist.de Cochrane

The first two are kind of cute. Awwww, look at those little n00bs spreading their cluelessness. Adorable, isn’t it?

I don’t know if I’m the only one, but I was just like that back when I was about eight. I’m glad now that I didn’t have internet back then, so I couldn’t spread it around. In a few years those kids will look at these emails and say “What was I thinking? I’m sorry for writing this crap!”

That, or “I saved some more, I’d pay you £300 now!”
Daniel Jackson

LOL, gmod for psp! My computer can barely run it. Plus the architecture is completely different. Still, that would be cool though.
Daniel Jackson

LOL, gmod for psp! My computer can barely run it. Plus the architecture is completely different. Still, that would be cool though.
RobotWaterMelon

I support the first one. :3
RobotWaterMelon

I support the first one. :3
Yellow

Don’t mock the second email so much, it’s evident that he’s only a kid (he saved up £200 during the course of 3 years and believes that that’s how much a programmer’s time is worth)

I would reply to him with some explanations, really.
Yellow

Don’t mock the second email so much, it’s evident that he’s only a kid (he saved up £200 during the course of 3 years and believes that that’s how much a programmer’s time is worth)

I would reply to him with some explanations, really.
Dean

Haha, £200. I lol’d.
Dean

Haha, £200. I lol’d.
Foohy

Garry you make such a brilliaant game.
Foohy

Garry you make such a brilliaant game.
NovaBova

I think it would take more then just 200 pounds ..
NovaBova

I think it would take more then just 200 pounds ..
andyofcomixinc

Why’d you have to blank out *oe ***y**s? It’s quite clear his name is:

Joe Anonymous
andyofcomixinc

Why’d you have to blank out *oe ***y**s? It’s quite clear his name is:

Joe Anonymous
Jox

Or is it Moe Sissysis ?
Jox

Or is it Moe Sissysis ?
http://myspace.com/if_you_die_in_canada David J

I lol’d. Comedy gold right there.

But I’d take that £200 offer.
http://myspace.com/if_you_die_in_canada David J

I lol’d. Comedy gold right there.

But I’d take that £200 offer.
DrMelon

GMod: DS.

Don’t see it somehow. :D
DrMelon

GMod: DS.

Don’t see it somehow. :D
http://www.ethanwired.net/ Ethan

My already low IQ just dropped several points after reading those e-mails. Mr. Newman; I admire your ability to tolerate the insanity, I would have snapped long ago.
http://www.ethanwired.net Ethan

My already low IQ just dropped several points after reading those e-mails. Mr. Newman; I admire your ability to tolerate the insanity, I would have snapped long ago.
static829

Any “fan” would know that a console version Is almost impossible.
Let alone a damn handheld… Wtf

Some people just need to quit breathing…literally.
static829

Any “fan” would know that a console version Is almost impossible.
Let alone a damn handheld… Wtf

Some people just need to quit breathing…literally.
Cow

OMG Garry, you break my server with update, I am never going to play gmod again. In fact I’m uninstalling it now. I really hope you cry because I am leaving and will not play gmod any more. Even though I love gmod more than any game I have ever played in my life, and I want a psp not fake gmod game, I hate gmod and the updates. if make gmod psp game I play gmod again. But update broke server and I not going to play any more. by the way psp.

oh and I think you god garry, you make best game ever. but I hate gmod because update broke my server, it’s all your fault and not the creator of the addon/gamemode’s fault at all.
Cow

OMG Garry, you break my server with update, I am never going to play gmod again. In fact I’m uninstalling it now. I really hope you cry because I am leaving and will not play gmod any more. Even though I love gmod more than any game I have ever played in my life, and I want a psp not fake gmod game, I hate gmod and the updates. if make gmod psp game I play gmod again. But update broke server and I not going to play any more. by the way psp.

oh and I think you god garry, you make best game ever. but I hate gmod because update broke my server, it’s all your fault and not the creator of the addon/gamemode’s fault at all.
Soren

You should post your replies too, if you do reply to them.
Soren

You should post your replies too, if you do reply to them.
Bacon

MAKE A GMOD BUT FOR TONY HAWK PROSKATER 4

ALSO, MAKE IT FOR MY SEGA GENESIS.
Bacon

MAKE A GMOD BUT FOR TONY HAWK PROSKATER 4

ALSO, MAKE IT FOR MY SEGA GENESIS.
abcpea

Dear Dubai, there are two things I’d like to say here. First, I like to thank you for making such cool things like that palm tree island, how did you come up with such a briiiliant idea? Second, I have a request for you. I would be willing to give you the $2.50 change I got from when my mum bought me a milkshake, if you can make like a really awesome building that is like it’s shaped like a giant PSP not a fake one a real one because I think building that is not fake but real PSP would be cool.
abcpea

Dear Dubai, there are two things I’d like to say here. First, I like to thank you for making such cool things like that palm tree island, how did you come up with such a briiiliant idea? Second, I have a request for you. I would be willing to give you the $2.50 change I got from when my mum bought me a milkshake, if you can make like a really awesome building that is like it’s shaped like a giant PSP not a fake one a real one because I think building that is not fake but real PSP would be cool.
Scott

You do realize now people are going to spam you with illegible nonsense hoping to get on your blog, right?
Scott

You do realize now people are going to spam you with illegible nonsense hoping to get on your blog, right?
Foohy

This reminds me of the refugee camp thread.
Foohy

This reminds me of the refugee camp thread.
http://garry.tv/ iRzilla

Garry’s Mod for the Nintendo DS would be pretty darn amazing ^.^
http://garry.tv iRzilla

Garry’s Mod for the Nintendo DS would be pretty darn amazing ^.^
2FAST4U

I dont think that guy realises that it will take more then 200 pounds to make a DS game >_>
2FAST4U

I dont think that guy realises that it will take more then 200 pounds to make a DS game >_>
g33k0ry

A 2d gmod on DS or PSP? That might be poss, but garry CFB I guess, since he’s making fretta and that other random game engine everyones forgotten. Also, anyone have any good tutorials of documentation on fretta?
g33k0ry

A 2d gmod on DS or PSP? That might be poss, but garry CFB I guess, since he’s making fretta and that other random game engine everyones forgotten. Also, anyone have any good tutorials of documentation on fretta?
unknown

£200 in 3 years is really bad, i could make that in like 2 weeks
unknown

£200 in 3 years is really bad, i could make that in like 2 weeks
Ieuan

@ 166, he probablis is 8 years old or something.
Ieuan

@ 166, he probablis is 8 years old or something.
What

The google is not giving answer
What

The google is not giving answer
Peabnuts123

You know; at least one of these is/are probably just trolls.

Really, really, successful trolls.
Peabnuts123

You know; at least one of these is/are probably just trolls.

Really, really, successful trolls.

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