I think I mentioned this in my last post – but I decided to start using my Wii Fit to measure my weight – after losing confidence in my real scales. Today I bought some new batteries for it. Turns out I hadn’t been on it for a while.

The Wii itself was actually at the back of the tv, tangled in a load of wires. Hidden away, like an aunt’s dildo.
The good news is that in all that time I haven’t put a huge amount of weight on. Just 1 pound. I’m pretty happy with that.

I’m still technically overweight – and I know people say that BMI is bullshit or whatever. But I would still like to lose a bit of weight (about 15lb).